RCNI-NI-AEs Beef Sticks info and order form...
Welcome, seeker. The RCNI-NI-AEs Beefsticks are not just a snack; they are a mission. The mysterious '47%' is a hidden variable in the Grand Beefstick Prophecy. Enjoy a stick, and perhaps the secret will be revealed.
The Grand Inventory: What is the 47%?
The ancient Beefstick Scrolls are still being deciphered! Early results indicate the 47% relates to one of three things: the ratio of Umami in the secret spice blend, the number of successful test flights by the delivery drone 'Beef-Wing', or the exact orbital inclination of the cosmic beef nebula.
For deep-lore enthusiasts, the current status of the second storyline (The Special Edition) remains under tight wraps. Hint: it involves a sentient pickle. You will have to DM Durp on X/Twitter for any leaks...
Directive: Beefstick Acquisition
We seek bold adventurers who can brave the world outside and acquire more beefsticks to fuel the prophecy! The current acquisition goal is $100 Million. Any acquisition helps stabilize the Umami Ratio and speeds up the delivery drone calibration.
(Legal Note: WE THE CORPORATION are not responsable for your loved ones death in becoming a beef stick... they are just colected off the streets after they are confirmed dead... WE THE CORPORATION are also not responsable for any sicknesses that you aquire from the beef (CATS, DOGS, HUMANS, DUCKS, CHICKENS, SNAKES, OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL FOR THAT MATTER!))